Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money June 8, 2018

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice

The old reverse calamari

by Ben Percey July 7, 2022

calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

Calamary

A Squid that gets abused by people on discord

My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"

by noturavgmom April 20, 2017