calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money June 8, 2018

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017

Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it

Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh

by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023

Jewish calamari

Removed foreskin

Want some Jewish calamari?

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022

Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice

The old reverse calamari

by Ben Percey July 7, 2022

calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

Calamary

A Squid that gets abused by people on discord

My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"

by noturavgmom April 20, 2017