Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby

Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all

by ElonMonke March 15, 2022

Jewish calamari

Removed foreskin

Want some Jewish calamari?

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022

calamari

a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.

ITS A CALAMARI OMG

by kiiscool123 January 13, 2021

Calamari

A girl’s pussy.

I ate here pussy like it’s calamari

by Calamari girl May 21, 2021

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025