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Camo Boobies

When a girl is vertical, the boobs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the boobs disappear. Much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall grass, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. This is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. Normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the boob shape, to give it a large circumference, however this doesn't see to happen in this case.
I was fucking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, I laid her down, and I swear her boobs disappeared, I saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo boobies.
by anono85 May 14, 2011
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Caio

He is hot, smart, sweet, cute, awesome and awesome
all the girls should talk with him
He is the best
He os the Caio
by OnionCaio May 28, 2018
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camoflash

Wearing the same trendy or flashy clothes as everyone else, resulting in a blending-in effect instead of standing out. Occurs most often at "gala" events and uber-trendy nightclubs
I really like this sparkly dress, but I'm worried I'll just blend in with all the other camoflash at the club.
by other_lily March 9, 2010
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Camo Dan

A danger-prone machinist who often breaks things around the workplace. Usually clothed by some form of camoflague, particularily on their safety glasses.
Who broke that machine?
Must have been that Camo Dan over there.
by CamoDAn October 17, 2010
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cairon

A very handsome young man, who can smooth talk his way into any girls heart
Cairon is very handsome and sexy
by Trinity 222 June 5, 2018
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Camo Slut

When your girlfriend does whatever it takes to act like a "good girl" to your face, and then goes all slutty behind your back.

This goes beyond cheating, and into the realm of allout sluttyness behind a facade of an innocent young girl.

When everything falls apart, camo sluts typically turn mutual friends against you, by spreading BS about why you broke up.
dude1: I thought the sun shined out of her ass, until after we broke up, and I found out she had lied to me about pretty much everything in her life.
dude2: oh yeah?
dude1: turns out she's a bisexual slut who went fucking over a dozen people in the few months we were together. She lied to my parents. She lied about her past. She "gave up" drugs and alcohol. She even went to church to get everyone thinking she was a "good girl."
dude2: Damn, dude.
dude1: I finally understand why all her friends said "Yeah, EVERYONE knows her." Nobody else knew what was really going on.
dude2: Ohhh, mate, that's a CAMO SLUT!
by Dangerhole January 10, 2010
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Camocaucasian

One who is white but can also blend in enigmatically with other people of color.
Man, Frank is one white fella... but he sure is one helluva camocaucasian... Just look at how he mingles with those Aborigines!
by FreudianDick February 22, 2009
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