cactus

Cactus, or cacti, is used to describe a noun that is offensive, ridiculous, embarrassing, or down right moronic. Also see: Stupid, Lame, Retarded,

Dude look at my shoes!!!

Um... sorry to tell you this, but your shoes are so cactus...

You have got to be kidding me... I thought they were cool...

by Robert Gillette August 27, 2005

cactus

Means cool, or awesome.

Yo dawg, that car be so cactus!!!

That is so cactus, cuh!!

by Christian Giron. Tampa, Florida January 29, 2004

cactus

a girls vagina

i would pound her cactus

by corey l July 8, 2003

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cactus content

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

Cactus content

The act of being prickly

The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content

by Ragerace March 15, 2020

Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.

"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"

by Hycelot July 31, 2016