Jay Cutler

See crybaby

Former Denver Broncos quarterback, he threw a big fit and demanded a trade when he found out new head coach Josh McDaniels was planning on replacing him with Matt Cassel.

Jay Cutler is extremely athletic but him and Kyle Orton are statistically the same. I don't know why Bears fans think he's the second coming or whatever.

by katie was here July 18, 2009

Cutlery

Getting the 'Cutlery' (Fork, Spoon, Knife). loose terms for a night out.

Getting Forked (fucked, drunk), getting Spooned (sexual act, having sex), getting knifed (starting/getting involved in a fight)

X: dude, what'd you get up to last night
Y: Aw, I got the cutlery mate
X: What happened?
Y: well I was in town, absolutely pissed, get a bit jiggy with this chick, then her boyfriend shows up 'n' starts a fight
X: whada cunt
Y: 's what I told him...

by Lazmatazz November 8, 2009

Cuntservative

A woman that supports an extremely conservative viewpoint. They are usually hypocrites, as their status as authors and independently wealthy women would be impossible were it not for liberals throughout history.

Ann Coulter is a cuntservative.

by Scott T Schmidt April 20, 2008

Cunterstrike

Slang, derogatory term for the incredibly popular Half Life modification Counter-strike, applies also to Counter-strike Source. The word refers to the incredibly large and disproportional population of general cunts in the game, including but not limited to; n00bs, haX-rz and 1337s.

Hell no, I'm sick and tired of playing Cunterstrike

by Xzamuel December 28, 2004

CUNTERELLA

Derogatory term for a woman or queen gay man, who is a dirty trashy bitch but thinks there shit doesnt stink

That cunterella needs to get off her high horse.

Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.

She is such a cunterella.

by JACOST1976 August 1, 2007

Cunterpillar

An extremely hairy, bushy or unkempt vagina. This can refer to hair on the vagina that makes a pussy look like a caterpillar. Also appropriate when a woman's pubic hair extends down her leg in a very thick buchy fashion.

Dude, did you see that bitch's cunterpillar?
It was sticking out of her fucking thong.

by Godamnit, who took Mike Rotch? August 28, 2009

Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011