Did you hear that Zach managed to pull an atomic cumshot in Jessica last night… I watched the whole thing.
by lilmo05 May 31, 2021
a 'markiplier cumshot' is when a person formally introduces themselves at their moment of climax.
"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".
"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".
"Dude, i was so drunk last night that i managed to finish on this chick with a markiplier cumshot."
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"
by obama: final mix January 10, 2021
by jobodaho January 25, 2004
"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"
by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 06, 2020
A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 02, 2021
When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.
"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."
by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006