cress

Short for crescent which is a form of the moon; cress glistens just like one and has heads turn every time they enter the room. cress listens to people and has good observation. You should totally speak to them because they're super cool~

sage: bathing in cress-light

by jessxlee June 16, 2021

Peter Cresswell

Vietnamese prisoner of war, later turned philanthropist after suing the US government to the tune of 5 billion dollars. More recently known for educating students on the ways of Guerrilla warfare, as well as his remarkable sweat patches on his shirts.

Ah remember Peter Cresswell's sweaty armpits?

by knobblecock January 6, 2022

demo-crássy

A country that has elections and so is 'technically' a democracy but you would have to be crass to think of it as a real democracy because you can only vote for one of two candidates who are like "two cheeks of the same arse". They have almost no approval except by a few oligarchs & for the rest of us voting is "like a choice between cholera & gonorrhea".

"I'm afraid I live in a demo-crássy, I think I'd prefer a good old-fashioned dictatorship!"

by derw00d February 12, 2022

Crissy

A fake girl you make on a social network (like Myspace or Facebook)to mess with your friends.

Jordan: Our Crissy totally fuc*ed with Chris.

Robert: I know. He's such an errorist.

by Cameron Poe December 28, 2007

dirty cressida

A dirty cressida does not exist because all Cressida are beautiful and clean and does not sin

They is no such thing as a dirty cressida

by Flattittys March 2, 2020

Cresty

The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.

James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.

by Jamesryoma April 13, 2010

Crussy

Crussy (noun)

Used as an alternative to 'crusty' or 'crust(s)' in order to be able to convey further emphasis.

"How'd ya like your sandwiches man?"
"Just make sure there's no CRUSSY on there, I hate that stuff."

or

"Finally, some nice CRUSSY toast."

by Michael Sulley Boggs May 6, 2020