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court presence

one who owns the basketball court, one who is confident, one who commands the floor, one who shines by just walking in the room, one who captures all by their mere confidence and appearance, one who exudes aesthetically
Coby Bryant is the epitome of court presence!

Mr. Boran will beast the meeting today, not because he's been diligent but for the fact he possesses amazing court presence!
by aLiLbit December 18, 2012
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Court-Marshall

Susan had double D's so i Court-Marshalled her
by ass-violater October 9, 2011
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Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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Court Rivals

A website that (un)faithfully simulates the game of basketball. Teams are composed of users from all over the world, but mainly in the United States, Australia, and the Philippines. Users are required to click a "TRAIN" button to raise individual attributes. This is a very tedious task, so a certain degree of geekiness is required to play it. Many users claim to be top-notch players in real life, but this a claim that no user has been able to substantiate as of yet.

The gameplay has changed very little since the site was opened to the public on April 16, 2008. This has led to the departure of many notable users. Other users suck up to the administration in hopes they will receive special treatment. A select few users have received Moderator status and are allowed to view the team forums of other users. The administration of the forums is generally viewed as overly strict. Users are banned for the slightest infractions, such as promoting other sites and rickrolling. The userbase tends to possess the same views as the administration and lambast anyone who does not act exactly like they do. The top two posters of the message board no longer play the game.
DMartin: Hey, have you heard of Court Rivals, it's so AWESOME!!!
ACCFan: Are you kidding? Court Rivals sucks.
by ACCFan April 4, 2009
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court TV

The only good show on Court TV is Cops.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Court Syle

acting as a verb to define a very cool, unique action.
Wow, you just jumped off a bridge and did a triple summersault into the ocean! That is very court style!
by Courtney April 6, 2005
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court ives

youngest stepsister she has 32AA tits as of 2004, ive fingered her in her sleep, grabbed her ass and her tits. she is a size 5. ive seen her naked because i hide in her closet when she gets out of the shower
court ives wants me to fuck her badly
by horny brother July 12, 2004
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