order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"
F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!
by myname April 04, 2004
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court TV

24-7 of crimes, trials, and dramas.
by Saints October 14, 2003
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Kangaroo court


1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair
This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.
by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008
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Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
by CourtJester09 June 15, 2007
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Court of Opinion

When you make a bold statement and a young man dares to challenge your views. You make a youTube video and he writes a comment under your video, at that second you realise you have fallen for his trap. You can never escape the court of opinion, he will follow you to the end of the world and back. Best be careful.
Man: Oh boy i sure do love making stuff
Court of Opinion: eh
Man: * existential dread*
by KNACKLOVER47 November 11, 2020
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Court sport

A really kind person who rules at sports that take place on any type of court. ( tennis, basketball,volleyball ect.) They are pretty awesome people to know.
Me: what's up court sport?

Court sport: Nothin much just ballin on the court.
by Casween July 01, 2013
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not appropriate for court

1) A term used to address an awkward faux pas related to a sexual encounter.

2) It can also indicate a faux pas made in terms of outward appearance.
Example 1:

Adam: So I teabagged Clare last night!
Sue: That's not appropriate for court!

Example 2:

Cindy: Daddy, why don't you keep your hair long?
Richard: That's not appropriate for court.
by llcoolc February 02, 2010
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