cockle snap

A phrase designed to express anger in a moment where other words will just not do.

B: Dude, I banged your sister last night. On your bed.

E: COCKLE SNAP!

by John Elmo June 20, 2006

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Cocklolz

A synonym of "dick jokes." Usually, a penis that is worthy of Cocklolz is undersized, crooked or mis-shapen, inverted, or unusually colored.

Alyssa: You're so cocky. Twat.
Me: I don't see how I'm being cocky.
Alyssa: Oh that's right, there's nothing for you to be cocky with you little asian whore. hahahah
Me: You can sip on those Cocklolz all you like, I could choke a bitch with it.

by silasam July 11, 2010

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cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.

OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

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Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.

He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016

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