A synonym of "dick
jokes." Usually, a penis that is worthy of Cocklolz is undersized,
crooked or mis-shapen, inverted, or unusually
colored.
Alyssa: You're so cocky. Twat.
Me: I
don't see how I'm being cocky.
Alyssa: Oh that's right, there's nothing for you to be cocky with you little
asian whore. hahahah
Me: You can sip on those Cocklolz all you
like, I could choke a bitch with it.