CompanioNanny

A Nanny who is hired not primarily to take care of someone’s children or house, but instead to be a companion for the home owner.

Jen: Did you meet Loretta’s new Nanny?
Shaniqua: Yes. She hardly paid any attention to the kids.
Jen: Damn straight, and Loretta spent the whole evening chatting with her like they were just friends.
Shaniqua: Oh yeah … she got herself a companionanny.

by tinky2jed December 3, 2011

Compression Cock

a boner that is held down by compression shorts.

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on

by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008

Commissioner Gordon

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Companion Dog Club

An assortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs....). They thriven e on their ability to control dogs. They put these poor creatures through Agility Training, Behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. They call their pets their "children" and may even let them swim in their pools. They even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! They are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with - resembling German Sheppards in a way.

Hey - let's meet at the Companion Dog Club training center tonight!

Sure Kelly - are we still going to pretend we are sisters?

by turthbetold2 July 14, 2010

Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.

by GLaDOS November 6, 2007

Commission Breath

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.

Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.

by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009