Sucking COD 

The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.

Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"

Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".

Sucking COD by wtown November 14, 2011

Spotted Cod 

Referring to a person with many freckles which resembles a spotted cod, freckles commonly found on gingers

How is my little spotted cod today? (ginger)

Spotted Cod by Josh Moreton March 20, 2008

Simpy Cod Pro 

A 'simpy cod pro', or SCP for short, is a professional Call of Duty, or Warzone, Player who excessively uses twitter or other social media platforms to whine to, complain to/about, or flirt with his community. Classic examples include (1) whining about game mechanics when they just need to get good, (2) complain about not getting picked up by a professional organisation, and (3) use twitter as a means to communicate their loneliness/solitude/often lack of a female partner.

> Dude did you see x's tweet about his inability to find love?

> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..

> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.

Simpy Cod Pro by bowowbrowncow December 21, 2021

Spotted Cod 

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

Spotted Cod by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

Slapping the Cod 

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

Slapping the Cod by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

Salting her cod 

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

Salting her cod by Deke freak June 14, 2018

Swear to cod 

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

Swear to cod by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022