Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.

Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.

by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010

bag of cocks

Comparing someone you know to a large moist bag of severed penises

Man you are a giant bag of cocks!

by Steven Albritton May 17, 2006

School of Hard Cocks

Rip off offa the "School of hard knocks"

A "Goer"
A "Girl"

John- Josh, where does that girl work?
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!

by Graham Wallace, Mr Wallace Esq October 22, 2008

breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.

Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".

by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007

nipple cocks

elongated nipples that resemble cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks

by hood.rich October 20, 2008