Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)
The fetishized act of a
man who sits in
pie(s). Particular attention is given to the
man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the
man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in
pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst
pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed
man, who's
pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
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