closet bisexual

bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual

Julie is a total closet bisexual !

by dicksoutforH September 12, 2016

closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.

I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.

by anonymous June 3, 2017

Closet Nymph

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.

Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.

by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012

closet metalhead

A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.

Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.

Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.

by AngieInRealLife August 3, 2012

closet fetishist

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.

I am a closet fetishist of feet.

by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014

Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.

Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.

by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016

closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !

She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!

by Lawles April 22, 2017