UMFS Charterhouse School

A shittiest alternative school in Richmond, that not only exploits traumatized children, but also exploits the teachers and therapist that work there. Well known for putting sexual predators and pedophiles in the same class room as sexually abused children.

I just raped my 2 year old sister. Now I get to go to UMFS Charterhouse school, where they will tell me I am a good boy, and I get to molest other kids in middle school.

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019

Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Pines Charter

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.

guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019

valiant charger

The Valiant Charger is an Australian car that was born in 1971 with the vh. in a 2 door shape and a shorter wheel base than other valiants. the E49 model made in 1972 could do the quarter mile in 14.4 seconds making it the fastest accelerating Australian car made for many years, with 226kw coming from a 265ci straight 6 with triple twin throat weber carbs. its most famous wearing the "vitamin c" paint job. despite what some think the Charger was always faster than the GTHO falcon, which had a v8. the falcon was only the fastest australian 4 door. the Charger was the fastest.

Valiant Chargers are the best cars ever made.

by Danny Valiant June 11, 2006

hard charger

A nickname that U.S. Marines call eachother when referring to an individual Marine that does their job well and is well respected among other Marines.

Sgt Lucas is a hard charger. He stayed until 1900 last night just to finish all of this extra work, and THEN ran a 10k this morning!

by jaynahc April 5, 2009

Charvarmarch

To thank

Pronounced: char-var-march

Can you pass me that?
Ok
Charvarmarch

by Adam55445 August 4, 2012

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016