Cardi B

Real name Belcalis Almanzar ( say that out loud and your furniture will start floating) Lived in the Bronx her whole life and was poor until she became a stripper. Then she got signed to a show Love and Hip Hop where her career TOOK OFF. Speaking of took off she met her soon to be baby daddy and husband offset from the band migos (consisting on Take off Quavo and Offset) Then she satrted making BOMB ASS MUSIC AND BECOMING THE MEME THAT SHE IS TODAY OKUUUUURRRRRRRRR

aye have you heard Cardi B 's new album Invasion of Privacy now streaming of Apple and Spotify OKURRRRRRRR

by iamcardib May 30, 2018

Cardi B

Cardi B is short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis, a disease which infects the heart and blood vessels and clog the walls, potentially making you hyperventilate or even pass out.

Person 1: I heard that Bob got Cardi B yesterday, is he okay?
Person 2: He's alright, he has to stay in the hospital for a few days though.

by Huvudpersson February 14, 2018

Cardi b

She’s a famous rapper. Oop I mean rapist . She thinks she’s all that but seriously she’s all of nothing but crooked teeth and Brain.

She loves to drug men and steal their money. Aka cardi b

by [e-mail] January 6, 2021

Cardi b

Absolute garbage

“Hey I am gonna take out the Cardi B”

by Jackaboi February 12, 2021

Cardi b

A dumbass female entertainer who tanked,flopped and was ended by nicki

Cardi b got a new face today

by Kekskekekskls March 16, 2021

Cardi b

Payola b I mean Cardi b is a slave of Nicki Minaj she a wanna be rap bitch

Friend:who’s your favorite artist mines is cardi b

Me:*shoots them*

by Deadbeatsellout March 17, 2021

Cardi b

The flop of rap that is the worst rapper. The rapper that Nicki Minaj outsold.

Cardi b needs to die in a hole.

by Charli damelio cock sucker March 17, 2021