Capalert

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

high lung capacity

codename from decent size to big boobs on a girl (or guy)

Man I was staring at your mom's tits. She has some nice high lung capacity... Afterwards she gave me a boston pancake!

by hgu August 30, 2010

flux capacitor

The device that makes time travel possible.

I need more plutonium 252 for my flux capacitor.

by Ronda of the 7th level of Yarr!~ March 7, 2003

capalert.com

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.

by You know, that guy May 12, 2003

capacity

the maximum amount that something can contain

the elevator was full to it's capacity

by Kaylee Frias-Martin April 30, 2016

maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

capable president

Something we yearn for, but can't seem to put into office...

I would put an example, but seeing as we don't currently have one, I can't!

by Tags November 8, 2004