Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!
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If teachers and textbook authors would creatively present the oft-sterile math curriculum in a form that would get students excited about the beauty of the subject, by not adulterating but contextualizing the content—by letting learners see both the mathematical forest and the trees.
Mathematics is too important to be left in the hands of mostly uncreative authors or publishers; as a result, teachers and parents would need to sexify the most boring subject in school—they need to ask, “why can’t math be like sex?” to lure unmotivated or mathophobic students.
by MathPlus December 01, 2018
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A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.
Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality
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Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu
Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy
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A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.
Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
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You Can’t break up with me

When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me
GirlfriendBradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me
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