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Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019
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Buttzucked

When you get in trouble from Facebook for posting a comment or picture, due to its algorithms, rather than being reported by another user.
“Damn! My comment on that post got me banned!”

Haha! You got buttzucked!!”
by Nic5ki August 16, 2019
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Bohemian Buttfucker

Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.

The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.

The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.
by bohemianbf June 22, 2011
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Buttfucker

Fuck him, hes a buttfucker
by Nick November 27, 2003
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buttsuck

1 - Something that really pisses you off.
Murder is illegal? Man, what a buttsuck.
by Burton Earny February 15, 2004
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Buttlicker

Alana gets sleepy and becomes a buttlicker when Connie is around
by Motherfrigger January 3, 2013
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ButtFucker

Another name for someone who gives it up the butt.
Mary:I'm Too Hot.
Kezia:Shut Up Mary, You BUTTFUCKER.
by Kezia McDildo December 5, 2007
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