bumsicle

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass

Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.

by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010

Bumsicles

When the poo only comes half out and then gets stuck and cannot come out you are left with a bumsicle.

Eva: Man I had a major bumsicles last night!
Ciara: I get them everyday...
Niamh:...

by Niamh__ October 29, 2014

Buttsie

Buttsies: (V): The act of defecating while recaving anal sex.

Jon: Dude, how was Jacki?

Matt: she buttsied.

Jon: oh, that sucks

by GianyBGood March 25, 2010

Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.

Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."

by Innit B November 24, 2006

buttsucker

Someone who kisses major boss butt in the office.

Someone who will follow the boss around like a lost puppy dog, with a dumb smirk on their face, kissing butt.

That guy Angle is such a buttsucker.

by Chimberlo December 1, 2007

buttdidler

a person that dabbles in the art of butt diving,a.k.a. anal sex

mitch is such a buttdidler, he even had anal sex with kristy and steven at the same time. kristy mostly watched.

by josh and jon April 20, 2007

buttclever

(n) A person that is certainly savy with their anal tendensies, one who enjoys the sensation of anal pleasure.

Alan, a gay man, is considered a buttclever because he enjoys recieving anal sex.

by Doug Schle January 13, 2009