Buttlong

A long annoying amount of time. See Asslong.

I hate waiting in the buttlong line at the taco place when I'm starving yo!

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ March 14, 2009

buttalingus

the act of eating ass like you would pussy

you eat her ass out like a cupcake? Yeah I did a little buttalingus.

by Don.E October 14, 2016

Bustling Fungus

A fungus that is positively bustling.

"dude, do you see that Bustling Fungus over there?"
"oh yeah dude, that thing's totally Bustling!"

by TheCumSwapKing September 9, 2023

snooze-buttoning

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.

Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.

by envirochef February 10, 2010

Raw butting

When there’s nothing between your butt and a toilet seat.

I have bumps all over my butt, from raw butting public toilets.

by Devonte green April 26, 2019

Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

buttring

the anal sphincter

See also arsering and assring

Angie shouted when Pete's gigantic dick forced her buttring.

by Tiago Zuhr September 17, 2005