butterfingers

When an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. Normally used in cricket.

How could you drop that you butterfingers!

by Roy Hills February 1, 2004

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

ButterFinger

When your wiping your ass with toilet paper, and your finger breaks through and slides across. Creating this brown finger wrapped in toilet paper.

Butterfinger Candy bar, with wrapper pulled down.

by SeanBon45 August 22, 2012

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

Butleries

Plural; a series of tasks imposed upon the guest by the host. Often times the amount and level of butleries will reveal that the host invited the guest solely for the purpose of making them his butler.

Host: "Hey, thanks for coming over. Will you grab me a beer out of the fridge, and then plug-in the XBOX so we can play some Halo."
Guest: "Dude, what's with all the butleries?"

by xaniel2000 April 11, 2010

lingo butchering

Lingo butchering is where you pick up on a person's personal lingo and overuse it and try to make it seem like it's your own.

Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**

by Noclipper November 14, 2020