Boston’s Law

Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.

Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."

Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”

Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law

by Portland Houseduster June 6, 2017

Button haircut

A shoulder-length haircut (or bob) that makes the recipient look "as cute as a button."

Did you see Laura's new haircut? Isn't she as cute as a button?

Of course, she got a button haircut.

by bittenbythebug August 14, 2019

Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.

Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.

by Dog cock December 31, 2022

Crust Button

a defensive layer of crust on a butthole to protect from prison rape.

Once he saw my crust Button he decided to make my cell mate his bitch.

by Kenny Leroy October 26, 2016

buttonhole

To accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.

Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.

by FireAndRain August 16, 2004

busting your balls

Too give your friends a hard time. To make fun of or tease them for some reason in a friendly manner.

Dude don't take the joke so seriously, I was just busting your balls.

by ispillthingz March 3, 2017

smash that like button

term used by people on youtube or any social media platform with a like system. It is a request to add a "like" to a video or post in any from. Smash that like button is usually used to strongly imply how much passion the viewer of the video or post should smash the like button with.

"Now before we continue with this video i want you to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON."

by Dashingkilguy November 27, 2016