bumpussy

Beat Up Mothafuckin Pussy

I banged this drunk slut last night, and man she had a crazy bumpussy.

by g-dub April 17, 2006

bumpus

A soft, inviting bulge.

I would like to rest my head on your bumpus.

by Chichiue November 5, 2019

Bumpus

An object that a dog irrationally goes crazy at, often running in circles and barking.

"Why is your dog going crazy over that broccoli?"
"It must be a bumpus"

by blumpkin spice January 15, 2020

broccoli butt-burps

the result of Sourdough's broccoli salad.

I love this salad but it gives me broccoli butt-burps for two days

by clean underware July 6, 2011

Bumpus

A man with tiny feet; specifically of the hobbit variety.

Did you see those feet? He's a bumpus.

by dudetheprude August 28, 2017

bumpus middle school

The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛

That school is so Bumpus Middle School

by KeyMarques May 16, 2017

Bumpus

A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.

B. Another name for male member or penis.

Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.

Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.

"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."

by Tyrone16 January 29, 2016