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bullshit

1) complete lies and made up shit
"Larry is the biggest load of bullshit" ((((this statement is bullshit because it is a complete lie))))
by how fetch September 24, 2012
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Bullshitting

A writing technique in which the user bases an entire piece of writing, often an essay, around a single and often small, irrelevant and/or useless piece of information.
Skilled Bullshitting will allow someone to write a full essay about nothing yet make it look as if they know what they are talking about and are answering the question.
What did you write for the essay at the end of that exam?" " I had no idea, I was Bullshitting my way through it
by Clementekid June 2, 2010
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bullshit land

"I have a lama up my arse"
"Yeah, in Bullshit Land"
by Ed + Rich July 7, 2005
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this is bullshit

A common term and expression used by most people expressing the absolute shit and unfairness or stupidness of something
Hey man how is that history assignment going ?
i don't care, this is bullshit
by samronaldo7 December 17, 2015
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Bullshit Artist

A true master of verbal fascade. A deceptive fuck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.


To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...
Bullshit artist comes back from the gym

"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"
by Hardout April 10, 2009
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bullshit merchant

someone who constantly sprout lies to sound better
Steve just bragged he had a threesome last night,the guy's such a bullshit merchant.
by ollie deezee January 3, 2009
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Bullshit Billy

One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.
Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.

Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?

Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.

Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy
by Elroy III January 14, 2015
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