Buffer Song

A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla

Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient

by bkn March 3, 2014

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009

Buffer's bridge

The piece of a bloke's anatomy that is between the base of his nut sack and his arsehole (biologically the perineum)

Damn, that extreme mountain bike ride destroyed my buffer's bridge.

by dooferdog November 12, 2015

Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

by tpaz198 September 12, 2011

Buffer-Fucked

When your internet is slow as shit and video streams (Like Netflix) are constantly buffering.

Man, this netflix video is buffer-fucked!

by 4n7m4n April 9, 2020