Portmanteau of "Brown" and "Mist" - to "Brist" is to break wind violently enough to cause a fine vapour of excrement to stain ones pants.
by bristdelight September 12, 2016
Get the Brist mug.Bristolville is a small township in Ohio. Home of Ohio's oldest Civil War monument, there are many buildings that used to be something 100 years ago, but now create a "ghost town" affect.
There is one traffic light and the only restaurant burned years ago, but you can still find overpriced gas at the convenient store that no one really knows the name of as it closes and reopens under a new name every few years so parents and children have their disagreements.
It's a good place to raise straight white kids who play basket as the k-12 high school does not have football and all athletic potiental and money must be channeled into free throws. Not that anyone's complaining.
There are corn fields and the amish are slowly moving it.
There is one traffic light and the only restaurant burned years ago, but you can still find overpriced gas at the convenient store that no one really knows the name of as it closes and reopens under a new name every few years so parents and children have their disagreements.
It's a good place to raise straight white kids who play basket as the k-12 high school does not have football and all athletic potiental and money must be channeled into free throws. Not that anyone's complaining.
There are corn fields and the amish are slowly moving it.
Person A: Yeah, I graduated with like 48 people.
Person B: What?!? Where are you from?
Person A: Bristolville.
Person B: What?!? Where are you from?
Person A: Bristolville.
by ritaisnthere May 4, 2020
Get the Bristolville mug.bristo young team (byt) are a group of youths that pretend they skate, drink K cider, smoke roll ups and sniff the occasional bit of ket. then try to cancel eachother and break it all up with a gaff or camping ⛺️
by oNzOoE April 21, 2022
Get the bristo young team mug.The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.
by Tripod July 1, 2006
Get the Dirty Bristow mug.A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
In a pub
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
by IndigoLynx January 12, 2009
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