brotuition

Noun
1. 1. direct perception of truth, fact, etc., specifically related to a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
2. 2. pure, untaught, noninferential comprehension of a close friend, bro, and/or homeboy.
3. 3. a fact, truth, etc., perceived by men without need for prior mention.
4. 4. a keen and quick insight regarding manly concerns.

My brotuition was that he was in trouble, and sure enough, the ex-wife answered when I called his house.
My homeboy showed some brotuition when he brought the redhead AND a blonde.

by Giggity-Man November 24, 2012

Protection of water resources

Birth control, specifically the using a condom

Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"

by carmineee August 16, 2021

Oral Protection

1. When you put a condom over your tongue before you go down on your bitch or man-whore.
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2. Also taking a used condom and putting it over your tongue and licking up the cum.

"Before going down on my girlfriend, I made sure to use some oral protection since she was on her period."

"Even after we were done fucking, my girlfriend was still horny, so she took the condom and used it for oral protection."

by RileyFish April 27, 2015

brovention

Gathering, group, collection, or convention of broski's. Often times one must earn the right to be welcomed into a brovention by putting up with being the runt of every joke.

Dude she totally ditched us! Owell everyone pile in the truck we're havin' a brovention

by lawofbroski February 18, 2011

Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009

Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.

- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!

by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012

Environmental Protection

Better than economic development

Dont negate. Always affirm.

by Chris Davis March 25, 2004