Britney Hilton

A metaphor for a young, talentless singer or pop star perceived by men to be hot and girls to be iconic. This way, those of us who listen to real music and not corporate slop no longer have to differentiate or play a guessing game whenever we hear a female voice, more computer than woman, singing over muzak in almost any retail outlet in the Western World. It's simply "Britney Hilton" and you're done; That's all you need to know.

Ashley: "Hey, have you heard the latest single, 'Breathlessness', by Britney Hilton?!?"

Courtney: "Oh totally! And you know what else? I totally heard on 109.9 "The Glam" that she's totally going to be touring with Hannah Duff and Jennifer Aguilera!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gypsy19 February 26, 2008

Britney Watch

The act of seeing Britney Spears sportin' toe...And also of course screaming BRITNEY WATCH!

Its Britney WATCH!!!!!

by Frylick March 30, 2008

Britneyspearsing

Transporting or carrying a baby unsafely, typically in public. This can include holding the baby under the arm like a foodball, or traveling without a car seat.

"There is a shuttle from the hotel to the stadium; can we britneyspears the baby over so we don't have to park?"

"Kellen has been britneyspearsed all over this weekend and hasn't complained once. He's so awesome."

"I saw Monique britneyspearsing the baby four times! Do you think I should tell Erin?"

by Kelly Lowry December 13, 2008

Britney

sexiest bitch will ever meet

Thats a Britney right there.

I dont know how to handle this Britney.

by divamomma February 3, 2010

i just saw your britney

when a girl is wearing a dress or a skirt and she spreads her legs and you can see her vagina. just like britney spears when she gets out of the car.

OMG Lauren I just saw your Britney!!

by surfgirl138 October 28, 2007

Brisneyland

Colloquial term for wordBrisbane/word, the capital city of Queensland, Australia. Mostly cynical. see wordBrisvegas/word

Went out in Brisneyland last week and woke up in a pile of my own vomit. Probably my own.

by Seik September 27, 2003

britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004