A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

by Big Lardo Crappy September 24, 2016

In reference to J Allen "Cheese Dick" Brack's non-apology for licking China's boots, potentially issued from China (as it was posted one day ahead of the date in CONUS).
"Wow guys. We really Bracked this one."
"Brack-ed?"
"? Oh, yeah. That's when you cheesedick it. Like you really just dick it like soft, warm cheese. Because you're a spineless wimp"
"Brack-ed?"
"? Oh, yeah. That's when you cheesedick it. Like you really just dick it like soft, warm cheese. Because you're a spineless wimp"
by codesilence October 12, 2019

One who has ridden and/or spent enough time in brackish water to appear darker in skin color. (May have a displeasing appearance and unmannered behavior)
Oh my goodness, why are they seating those Brack Boys here at Cracker Barrel?? They must have been riding dirt bikes in coal country.
by Uncle Samuel June 25, 2024

Tonight was interesting, am totally brick bracking at 5am on a Sunday which l've probably never done in my life until this point
by MsKatya July 30, 2023
