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Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.
That Brendon is nothing but heartache and drama.
Brendon by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
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always farts and it smells like utter fucking shit. one time had dreads.
do you see brendon over there?
yeah! he smells like pepperoni dog fart!
Brendon by catchuckle January 17, 2024
a person that's goal is to be the ruler of al cosmos but he is still dreaming about it.
Brendon is benito mussolini
Brendon by dog the creator February 14, 2025

Brendon Urie

The only man on earth who can make thousands of people say "WHORE" in perfect synchronization.
Brendon Urie: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
Thousands of fangirls and fanboys: "WHORE!!!"
Brendon Urie: "YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!"

Brendon urie

The lead singer of Panic! At The Disco with a fantastic vocal range and no original band members remaining. He is Satan with the voice of God himself.
Brendon Urie was great at the concert last night!
Brendon urie by Frnkqueero September 30, 2016

Brendon Urie's forehead 

The forehead of lead singer and only actual member of Panic! at the Disco.

It's the largest thing in all of the galaxies. Literally looks like a satellite dish. You could land a plane on it. Smooth and shiny. It's abnormally large but without it he'd look fuckin' weird.
panic! at the disco fan 1: yo brendon urie's forehead is bigger than an elephant's ass

panic! fan 2: stfu. beebo is beautiful with his forehead

panic! fan 3: yeah well they finally found something to fill it. SICK ASS HORNS FOR EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES VIDEO!!!!

Brendon Urie

A CELEBRITY;
An attractive lead singer of the band 'Panic At The Disco'
He is known for his talents in playing musical instruments and singing.
He can play the piano forte brilliantly.
Also famous for his large lips and butt.
girl: Brendon Urie is so talented!
boy: wish i could be like him!
Brendon Urie by Sama_Panic January 3, 2009