Mexican boxing glove

a knife (usually a switchblade)

I made sure to bring my mexican boxing glove to the gang fight.

by shonuff317 May 27, 2009

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Sir Boxington

The Smiley-face-wearing box-shaped Harbingers of Doom in the game Dead Space. They mean ultimate death to all who oppose them and are indestructable. As of yet there are only 12 known Boxingtons.

"Holy Crap! I just got killed by a box!"
"That wasn't a box, it was Sir Boxington the 6th!"

by Jorge McJorge April 14, 2009

Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.

The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.

by ShortOrder June 18, 2010

stank boxing

When you hot box close quarters with farts

I'm going to kick you out of the car for stank boxing it.

by Roxannne December 18, 2013

idiot boxing

When you get drunk and start exchanging body blows with the boys for fun.

“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”

“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”

by SativaCyborg October 3, 2019

YouTube Boxing

Boxing fights that aren't good but we get to see bad YouTubers punch eachother in the face. Meant for entertainmnent

Did you see Nate Robinson get meme'd by that YouTube Boxing guy?

by anonymous December 9, 2020