Bowering

In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.

“Dude I went over to Zander’s house and bowered all over him.”
”What is bowering?”
“In a state of absolute undefined bower. To bower oneself.”

“Damn dude, did you at least take him out to dinner first?”

by Peniff May 19, 2025

bower

A bower is where you wash your body in the shower however you do not wet your hair

I'm going to go have a bower

by BlazeSkull August 9, 2021

Cash Bowers

His nice plays lots of sports and follow him on insta @cash.bowers

Cash Bowers cashews are great

by Carl Baby October 30, 2019

Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.

Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.

by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020

Bower

A nice cold beer one drinks in a hot shower.

Someone: where’s he taking that beer?
Me: Oh Bryan? He’s having a Bower— he does this almost every day

by Naviebleu November 22, 2022

Bower

Only true men have Bower, it's like power but for gigachads.

"Do you have Bower?"
"What's Bower?"
"We can no longer be friends, you are the virgin while I am the chad."

by GuyTheGuy October 20, 2021

Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018