botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

bogaids

A viral infection that can only be contracted due to Bogart being a giant pussy and drinking too much on The Man Trip.

Man 1: “why didn’t Bogart come out last night?”
Man 2: “he has Bogaids.”

by Iceman1984 February 12, 2023

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

botax

Etymology: American English, parodies botox-, {T} a substance which is injected into the skin of the face in order to make the skin look smooth and young, +tax- a levy on the net income of an individual or a business.

1: the process of checking ones itemized deductions before year end to ensure that any extra taxes owed can be artificially infused from your penultimate paycheck.

I was going to owe the IRS some money last year - so in late November I gave it the botax.

by Maxx Lobo February 15, 2005

Boatie

Common slang at Oxford and Cambridge for someone who is obsessed with rowing.

Symptoms include:

- Being on a boat club committee

- Excessive rowing chat in public places or during meal times

- The habitual wearing of rowing stash around college

- Incessant boasting at breakfast about how great he/she is for getting up at 6am

Ed is *such* a boatie. Do you think he showers with that gilet on?

by theoldadage December 4, 2010

boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008