A guy you hang with who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but deep down he’s just really bad at making card towers and isn’t that funny. He likes books a lot, hence booker.
by Sasch June 7, 2020
Get the Bookermug. Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.
by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016
Get the booker texasmug. an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
Get the bookermug. by Dirty baz February 17, 2022
Get the dirty bookermug. One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot April 14, 2011
Get the Poon Bookermug. by MCMAURICIO June 16, 2018
Get the Eyal Bookermug. 