The lost ancient eastern art of modifying household pets whereas u shove a cat into a jar and over time it takes that form of the jar.
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see also Bonsai Kitty Patrol(BKP)
by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003
Get the Bonsai Kitty mug.1. A hairy man with a rather large bush.
2. An adjective used to describe the healthy growth of pubes.
2. An adjective used to describe the healthy growth of pubes.
by gokufetishl33t September 9, 2009
Get the Bonsai mug.Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.
Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.
Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D
Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...
However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.
Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.
Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.
Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.
Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D
Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...
However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.
Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.
Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.
Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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Get the Bonamico mug.A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
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Get the Bonsai Kittens mug.Bonsa is a great friend although sometimes forgets the bro-code. He will go ho’s before bros and will try steal your girlfriend but putting that all aside. He is funny and the slowest smart person you will ever meet. He will keep you questioning your sanity and never let you have a boring time. It’s always best to have a bonsa by your side as they are extremely loyal.
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