nerd with a bonner

When you're into video games and other nerdy things and something is making your dick hard, you become a nerd with a bonner.

(bonner pronounced like bawn-er)

nerd with a bonner here, lookin at naked pics of samus

by Nerd With A Bonner August 12, 2011

BonerDog

A band that redefined Heavy Metal Music from 2005 - 2007. In it's short but illustrious career BonerDog recorded many unforgettable songs including 2006's "Hammer Up Your Ass" and "Fuck You Jimmy". In a 2006 recording session the bands front man was rumored to have shoved a bag of frozen peas down his pants for "inspiration". There have been rumors of a reunion tour since the bands breakup in early 2007.

That Band is fucking BonerDog! Wow...this is genius!

by BD4eva November 27, 2007

crock and bonner

Slang for cock and balls, derived from the clothing brand croft and barrow.

Then she licked my Crock and Bonner!

by Trobb23 November 17, 2006

Bonned

When a colleague at work gets you in trouble with your boss after drinking together.

We were drinking scotch in the office and Matt went and bonned me to the boss.

by Akinobu August 1, 2006

bonner

British English slang for bonnet (American equiv = hood of your car). Listen to M.I.A. "Bamboo Banga"

"Barbarella looks like she my dead ringer
When I'm dogging on the bonner of your red Honda"

by Laccro February 17, 2010

bonner

an ammount of feeling you have towards someone you love

guy 1- "awww i love you"
guy 2- "awww, i love you too"
guy 1 and 2- "big, big, BIG BONNER"

by Bonno1234 June 18, 2009

bonerdust

when you jizz into a sock, then let it dry (takes about a month), and finally crinkle it all into a cup. the result is bonerdust

man, i finally got to collect that bonerdust today!

by fu man chiu October 13, 2009