1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
by Hellspwn October 7, 2016
Get the Bohemian showermug. George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is
by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019
Get the Bohemian Rhapsodymug. Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
by Nubbins December 16, 2009
Get the Bohemian Crockpotmug. 1.The act of having a girl give you a blowjob whilst singing dramatically to the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
2.Bohemian Blowjob- The giving of a blowjob while said recipient is singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs.
2.Bohemian Blowjob- The giving of a blowjob while said recipient is singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs.
by RoxanneRosalieCanuSmith September 30, 2010
Get the Bohemian Blowjobmug. Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.
You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021
Get the Bohemian Barnaclemug. When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.
The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
Get the Bohemian Clusterfuckmug. Singing extremely loud while also performing the act of forcefully having sex with someone while they are hypnotized under the spell of your voice.
Guy 1: Bro I brought a girl to my place to see that new movie Bohemian Rapesody.
Guy 2: You mean Bohemian Rhapsody?
Guy 1: I don't think it's called that anymore, especially after what I did to her.
Guy 2: You mean Bohemian Rhapsody?
Guy 1: I don't think it's called that anymore, especially after what I did to her.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
Get the Bohemian Rapesodymug.