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Bringing a knife to a gunfight

1. The act of purposely or mistakenly bringing less than adequate weaponry to either a military conflict or a poorly organized hardcore show.

2. The process by which a cable router renews a DNS coordinate.
"Shit fool, that s.a. brought a knife to this gunfight, whereas I brought a gun. To this battle between guns primarily. If I were to rephrase this using the present participle, I would say that he is bringing a knife to a gunfight. What a dumbass."

"Abe Lincoln never brings knives to gunfights. That's pussy shit."
by Jedd robble April 8, 2006
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Bringing bones

To gossip, to instigate, to tell another person what someone said about them that is not true in order to cause trouble.
The reason they are arguing is because Chuck be bringing bones to Sadie about Mary.

Stay away from Chris, all he is good for is bringing bones and causing drama
by shikiboo June 15, 2010
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Boonging

Backhanding someone who you thought was competent, but they did something so outrageously stupid
by Dickdownyama September 8, 2022
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Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.
Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.
by Ma$terC August 7, 2017
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bonging the pudding

where you stir your cum in pudding and give it to a person that is blazed to eat.
he was an asshole so we were bonging the pudding
by falealili January 17, 2011
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boinking

Visiting, hanging out with, take on a date. This word makes you sound much more awesome (typically if you didn't get any) after coming home from a date and you want to tell your friends.
(phone call)
Friend: Hey, what are you up to?
You: Being awesome -- I'm boinking Erica!
by Awesomemannumerouno April 26, 2011
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Bonging

To act like or make noises simular to a grandfather clock when it stricks the top of the hour.
"He is bonging like a clock" said Ariel.
by MANofCARS February 23, 2009
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