Bloomer

A bloomer is a young person quickly growing into the mentality, personality, and political opinion of a boomer. They're easily manipulated, terribly misinformed, and painfully smug. You can find them being racist in public, posting false fact online, and calling anyone who proved them wrong a snowflake. They often show signs of suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.

Did you see that shitty meme Cody posted on Facebook?

Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.

by Ugofuck March 14, 2020

Bloomer

A girl's buttocks.

She did a high kick and flashed her bloomers.

by XrawrX (rawry) February 20, 2023

Doom Bloomer

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.

Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.

by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024

bloomer butter

Any vaginal discharge including the secretion after sex.

Despite being very hygenic, Susie often finds bloomer butter in her panties.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009