You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

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blogonaut

noun

One who regularly visits or posts in a blog

"You're a regular blogonaut."

by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2008

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blongo • Blongosphere • blong • blingo • blogosphere • Bongo Cat • Bongoloid • Blongus • bongo'd • bongo head

A word used to describe something badass when actually saying badass or even ba isn't appropriate.

Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.

Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!

Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!

by evilpastry December 1, 2009

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Blongford

Something that take's a lot longer than expected, to the point it starts to bore you, and you loose the will to live. The only thing that keeps you alive is the fact that the "Blongford" has something that you want and need.

Homie 1. Shit man this is is taking time!!
Homie 2. i no man, looks like we have another Blongford

by Mark Hunter-Uk March 31, 2008

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Blingon

To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.

Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.

by aldeshsa May 13, 2009

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