Blogred

Getting a blow job whilst watching Shreck. Afterwards, your foreskin closes into an onion and you need to peel it to get your regular penis back.

I got blogred at the theatre last night and now it's hard to pee

by Awobol April 27, 2016

Bathroom Blogger

Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.

Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.

by Chaz Burgundy November 4, 2007

Blugged

British slang term. To be mugged by a black man.

Native indigenous British Guy: "I was walking through Brixton the other day when I got blugged."

by Native minority September 8, 2005

Bloggess

Noun. A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can't exist outside a blog. A typical blogess will make up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.

Man, that Jenny is such a Bloggess.

by Willowtree March 2, 2008

blagged

same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends

Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."

by juicebox March 18, 2005

bloggerssisstic

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.

C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."

by Mycket January 9, 2009

Bloggerhood

An elusive, secret society of elite bloggers. Although speculated, no one has yet been able to produce a complete list of its members, nor have they been able to determine exactly what their mission or goals are.

"What is this ‘bloggerhood’? Is it a super secret ninja samurai society that only the elite bloggers in the world are allowed it? Do they have super secret meetings/pot-luck dinners in locations only known to the brothern of the bloggerhood?" -quoted from bitknoxy.com

by BloggerhoodSeeker December 9, 2008