blogging is the belief of haveing sexual oragasims threw the internet, also blogging them from the internet too the house.
by regardless devon victory June 04, 2010
by The Small Town Hick April 02, 2006
An expression of distaste for an event.
Basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, "No thanks, I do not wish to participate, but tell me how it was."
Basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, "No thanks, I do not wish to participate, but tell me how it was."
Blake: "Hey, we're going to go to a club in Hollywood, wanna go?"
John: "Blog it."
Blake: "You jerk."
John: "Blog it."
Blake: "You jerk."
by Sluricane January 24, 2006
A place for those of us (who have a too much free time) to post unnecessary information for others (who also have too much free time) to read. Some of us post relatively interesting information and the occasional joke... but, unfortunately, the vast majority post pure adulterated POO (pardon my "French"). These people give other bloggers a bad name... for everyone else that has a bad name, it's... pretty much their parents fault.
A) Dude! Did you see the awesome new blog by the_bad_turkey on www.livejournal.com?!
B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!
B) Dude... WHERE'S MY CAR?!
by Rustin Mobile November 16, 2005
The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.
by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006
n. A contracted form of the phrase "bloated dog", referring to the all too average sub-mediocre content found on such distinguished websites as MySpace and LiveJournal.
My blog is bigger than yours.
by Rowsdower October 09, 2005
n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.
Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*
*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.
source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes
*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.
source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes
by corkinthewater October 16, 2006