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Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.

Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM

blog by R April 25, 2006

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Boring. Consists of uninteresting entries about one's life in a small screen resolution using a ridiculously stupid format and/or loaded with links. Also mandated by law to contain 5 gigabytes of political banners/videos/documents

"Now don't read the blogs Jimmy, don't forget your brother committed suicide after reading those!"

I hate blogs.

"D00d check out my bl0g!!"
*response* "How about you check out the edge of my knife?"

blog by Crunkonius January 3, 2006

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blog

a word great for use in the workplace. Often known to be used in place of profanities.

Situation - busy at work;
1 Now's not a good time, I'm blogged.
2 Stop blogging me! Trying to work here....
3 I'd be getting some work done if it wasn't for your incessant blogging!

blog by feefaa September 1, 2006

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Blog

When somebody pretends to give people advice through uncredited literature and stories. Kind of like pretending to be a professional journalist, but you don't know what you're talking about.

1. I heard from a blog that the new Death Cab for Cutie CD is great.

2. I heard from a blog that nobody likes you anymore. Mainly because everybody reads Mark's blog, so it must true.

Blog by Ninja Pipes July 5, 2008