Pig bleed

It is a man period when a guy gets butt fucked so hard he starts to bleed

Person 1 “ I fucked him so hard he got a pig bleed”
Person 2 “ damn that hard?”

by Fillip mahole November 7, 2021

spit or bleed

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

by Analyzer May 26, 2014

Run a Bleeder

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.

I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.

by RHOPV September 15, 2015

Your sneaker is bleeding

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear

your sneaker is bleeding

by Pee-wee Jones September 24, 2019

She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart

You had been broken so many times. You still loved him knowing you were both broken. You had a broken soul, he had a broken heart, but you stuck together... until he left.

“She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart, even when he left and made her bleed even more.”

by Brokennn November 5, 2020

squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

bleeding eyelids

One of the worst ball-hockey teams in the history of the world.

Yo! That Bleeding Eyelids team just lost to chicks.

by DMBHL January 21, 2004