blasted

The best non-curse word.

MR BURNS: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"!?

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

blast

when you wonder why your day has been awful then realise thats because you didnt consciously keep your favourite man in your thoughts

"when my love for you speaks through me, life is actually fun. if you were physically present, it would be a blast."

by Krkič June 22, 2019

Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 2, 2011

blast

Used as an interjection.

Blast! I hit my head on the concrete overhang!

by Blastmaster June 8, 2003

Blasting

To engage in such heavy and violent drinking that you lose vision, memory and can potentially drown.

holy fuck i was blasting everything lastnight from vodka to breast milk and everything in between!

by Sutter1251 June 13, 2016

blast

Violent diarrhea. Most commonly found on public rest room walls, floors, or on the back of toilets. Also known as “AMD” or “Almost Made it Diarrhea” it occurs when a person with diarrhea is in dire need of a rest room and almost makes it to the toilet bowl, but ends up shitting all over everything else in the stall.

Did you clean the mens room? Hell no! Someone had blast all over the place in there.

by M. Jordan January 19, 2008

blast

Another word for having sex

"I like your syle, wanna blast?"

by Julia January 8, 2003