Blank

A pronoun that replaces a person that you like and can't have. Used when you want to talk about said person without naming names.

"I totally saw my blank look my way today in class."

by SGMonje April 9, 2007

blanked

To Yell or Blame somebody for something they did

Grandma Blanked when she found out i stole her car

by Ramo June 20, 2004

blanking

when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.

Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?

Guy 2: No...what?

Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.

Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...

by Educated Perv February 21, 2009

blanking

when you rub up against some else with your clothes on aka dry sex

We were blanking on his couch!

by geeenuhmarieeee November 29, 2005

blank

to have respect lost for

Yelencia got her ass whipped she is blank

by Nabo March 20, 2008

dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.

Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank

by whatevercleansyourmess February 23, 2011