The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.
ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
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A person who blames everyone and everything but themselves for their problems.
Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.
Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.
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Examples A Bush-Blamer would say: Bush was responsible for that Volcano erupting that shutdown all those airlines. Bush caused Global Warming. Bush blew up the World Trade Center. Bush caused that oil spill to embarrass Obama.
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Tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. They cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics.
Tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. They cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics.
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