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bitcoin

An internet-enforced currency used to launder money, purchase illegal drugs, child porn, and other criminal activities, all under the pretended idea that everyone is anonymous when using it.

China has become the primary miner location and investor group in Bitcoin to escape Yuan controls by their government. Any other exchange, miner group, or investor class is wholly dependent on what Chinese bitcoiners happen to decide to do that day, and the exchange rate from actual money to Bitcoin in any other currency than the Chinese Yuan is essentially random and disconnected from what is occurring in Chinese exchanges.

Most purchases using Bitcoin are for illegal drugs, child pornography, and money laundering, all of which can engage the purchaser into a long, involved, and expensive legal fight when they are caught.

Without the Internet and people donating their computers and bandwidth, Bitcoin is totally useless. Mining requires constant connectivity to ensure that only one chain of transactions is the real chain that matters, and without miners, no transactions between Bitcoin users are processed. Transactions between users line up in a queue until some miner accidentally gets the right number and some transactions are processed.

In the current state, Internet-required coins have been nothing but pump-and-dump schemes. Bitcoin has been successful due to its acceptance by drug and child porn sellers, and other criminal organizations.
I had a million US Dollars, so I converted them all to Bitcoin, and now I have 100,000 US dollars. Who will buy these stupid Bitcoins from me at an inflated price so I can possibly make back a percentage of what I lost?

How many grams of meth can I get for 10 Bitcoins? Promise you aren't a cop?
by GPFspeakingTruth April 10, 2016
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Bitcoin

"Bitcoin is hashcash extended with inflation control " - Adam Back
by HODL December 29, 2016
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Bitcoin

Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.
Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
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bitchowned

act of being defeated by another with relative ease
bitchowned by a farmer with a triple mid-air mine+disc
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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bitcoining

Quit bitcoining me!”
by Robbie001 March 4, 2018
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bitcoin miner

Software that uses an excessive amount of system resources for accomplishing a simple task.
Why haven't you turned off this bitcoin miner, Microsoft jokingly calls Visual Studio Git integration, yet?
by wutsorswutsors December 5, 2015
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Bitchiness

Someone smart who knows how to preserve its personal rights- usually use for spies and politicians
His bitchiness finally led him to win
by Davina12 December 22, 2020
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