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biological clock

the loud ticking sound that wakes women up in the middle of the night once they begin to worry they may not have enough children to satisfy their maternal instincts (or insecurities), beware the woman who awakens in this state as it has been proven that they are highly fertile and irrational
last night my girlfriend woke up and started talking about saving $$$ for a wedding...?!?
by Tico June 20, 2004
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biological cis women

The only type of humans on earth to have two mechanically identical meats. Whereas, men and transgender people only have one.

They have breasts and a vagina. Men, only have a penis. But a penis will never go up in value like a pair of breasts and a vagina.
Biological cis women work at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and even Wienerschnitzel.
by DeezPeanuts January 4, 2021
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marine biologist

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it
by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009
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biologically programmed

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Biologist

A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.
Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.
by Frrank October 23, 2011
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biological clock

1) The reason that a women freaks out for no good reason.
2) Cause of PMS
Her biological clock is ticking like a time bomb
by INawtStupit126 June 19, 2004
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biological clock

A senior member of the Clock Crew, and a very distinguished, dignified, and proper gentleman.

Also known as "Bio"
"Biological Clock is looking rather posh in his new trousers, wouldn't you say?"
by Golden Clock March 31, 2005
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